1. (Source: simpsonscreencaps)

  2. 
Mom: Blow it son, blow it!
Son: OOOOOOH
Dad: Not that blow!

    Mom: Blow it son, blow it!

    Son: OOOOOOH

    Dad: Not that blow!

    (Source: chonostoff)

  3. imwearingnewsocks:

unfeels:

this is my friends wall, covered in 46 late passes
the excuses include
“it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely”
“i was fighting al qaeda”
“i was fashionably late”
“we can’t all be usain bolt”
“i had to stop, collaborate and listen”


fucking legend

    imwearingnewsocks:

    unfeels:

    this is my friends wall, covered in 46 late passes

    the excuses include

    “it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely”

    “i was fighting al qaeda”

    “i was fashionably late”

    “we can’t all be usain bolt”

    “i had to stop, collaborate and listen”

    fucking legend

    (Source: p1ants)

  4. (Source: The Onion)

  5. (Source: dewgong666)